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ericlopresti:

eatdrinkcooklovelaugh:

doctorjack:skinaybetty:pragmatism:

Smoked weed — $10
Did acid or pills — $5
Ever had sex at church — $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you — $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc — $25
Had sex for money — $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican — $20
Vandalized something — $20
Had sex on your parents’ bed — $10
Beat up someone — $20
Been jumped — $10
Cross dressed — $10
Given money to stripper — $25
Been in love with a stripper — $20
Kissed someone whose name you didn’t know — $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work — $15
Ever drive and drank — $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk — $50
Used toys while having sex — $30
Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20
Went skinny dipping — $5
Had sex in a pool — $20
Kissed someone of the same sex — $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex — $20
Cheated on your significant other — $10
Masturbated — $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend — $20
Done oral — $5
Got oral — $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving — $25
Stole something — $10
Had sex with someone in jail — $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures — $15
Had a threesome — $50
Had sex in public — $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex —$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars— $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) — $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time— $50
Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25
Went streaking — $5
Went streaking in broad daylight — $15
Been arrested — $5
Spent time in jail — $15
Pissed in the pool — $0.50
Played spin the bottle — $5
Done something you regret — $20
Had sex with your best friend — $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work — $25
Had anal sex — $80
Lied to your mate — $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25
Tally it up and put it on your status as: “My Fine Is…” (nothing else) then repost